I was “shocked” to see this at Lowes. Too damn funny.

Got my official sample ballot in the mail today. Here is a list of the “official” write in candidates. Check out the fifth one down.

BEST IDEA EVER!! (Taken with Instagram)

Nothing like a little 5k warm up for the #zombie run at 7! Yes, this is what we do for fun in #maryland. #lol #loladay #instagram #instagramhub #instahub #instascare #instafollow #instagreat #instagood #ig #igers #igaddicts #zombierun #yesthisisarealthing #10likes #20likes #instalike #instaundead #zombiesforahealthieramerica #icantthinkofanymorehashtags (Taken with Instagram)

My husband is the best! Happy early birthday to me! (Taken with Instagram)

Saw this in a catalog today, I know what I want for my birthday! (Taken with Instagram)

I was having one of the worst days on top of the fact that I haven’t slept for going on 3 days now. I let the girls out to play and they both started grooming me. That is why I love having a rat as a pet. They sense when you’re not feeling good and they try to fix it with rat kisses. (Taken with Instagram)

I was born with two totally different thumbs. #uniquebeauty (Taken with Instagram)

2 friends @shaundross and @moreart_lessblood sparked this idea I would love for everyone to get involved and embrace their differences and celebrate their “imperfections” (Taken with Instagram)

Remington aka remi is about 80% blind but she loves posing for the camera. She like the sound the camera makes (Taken with Instagram)

My finished project of the red canvas. I added cherry blossoms and some kanji. #painting #art #artaday #artstagram #artistic #instalike #instagram #instahub #instawisdom #instahope #instagramhub #instagreat #igaddicts #ig #igers #crrative #cherryblossoms #artaddics #sakura #beautiful #scerenity (Taken with Instagram)

Rainbow cupcakes I made for dc pride last year! #pride #love Cupcakes #cake #rainbow #equality #loveislove #prideparade (Taken with Instagram)

Believe it or not but there are 2 pops (rats) sleeping there. The giant black area under remi would be tori. #cute #pet #rats #rattie #ratcity #ratstagram #ratsofinstagram #rats #poos #poosofinstagram #petstagram #petsofinstagram #instagramhub #instagreat #instagood #instarat #igaddicts #ig #igers (Taken with Instagram)

Bringing out the new hotness! A girls gotta have her heels! #instagram #instalike #instagood #instagreat #instagramhub #instahub #ig #igers #igaddicts #instagood #instaheels #highheels #hot #lovemyshoes #shoefreak #glitter #blackandblue (Taken with Instagram)